THE 12 LAWS OF IMPULSIVITY

“Sedate oneself to escape awareness of living a stagnant existence.”
-Lord Wah-Wah the Delusionist


“To avoid suffering, make everyone else expendable.”
-Celph the Opportunist


“To avoid moral consequences, exempt oneself from rules that universally apply to others.”
-Imoro the Self Righteous


“Influence the capable into acting in service of the inadequate.”
-Karen the Entitled


“Hold a grudge against those who have either done better or done harm.”
-Bitterman the Vindictive


“Posture as those who are greater to get more social approval.”
-Impox the Perfectionist


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